Man dug a tunnel from home to the pub and drank every night while his wife slept
A plumber from Ireland, believed or not, dug a tunnel from his bedroom to a local pub, located 800 meters away from his home. It took him 15 years to get it, and he came up with an idea after seeing the movie "The Shawshank Redemption". The reason - his wife snoring extremely loud.
Patsy K. received a summons to the court after thanks to him sewage pipe under his neighbor's house blew. He told the court everything related to his tunnel, as well as the reasons he had been digging for the past 15 years.
- My wife has a snoring problem. After watching the movie "The Shawshank Redemption" in 1994, I decided to do something about it, so I started digging a hole under the bed in the direction of a pub. I used all kinds of tools, from spoons to tunnel drills that I managed to take to the hole while my wife was in shopping. It was only in 2009 that I managed to go to the other side, in the women's toilet and storage room - said Patsy.
For the past five years, Patsy went to the pub every night at 11:00 pm and returned in one hour after midnight. His wife did not even think what her husband was doing and where he was going when she fell asleep.
- To be honest, I'm glad to be caught. My wife always felt that I smelled of alcohol, and I answered that it was my natural scent. It was just a matter of time when someone would catch me. The owner of the pub always wondered how I always came from nowhere, and how I got out of the women's toilet - said Patsy.
The tunnel was discovered after a sewage problem emerged caused by a crack by Patsy accidentally struck while digging a hole.
Patsy K. received a summons to the court after thanks to him sewage pipe under his neighbor's house blew. He told the court everything related to his tunnel, as well as the reasons he had been digging for the past 15 years.
- My wife has a snoring problem. After watching the movie "The Shawshank Redemption" in 1994, I decided to do something about it, so I started digging a hole under the bed in the direction of a pub. I used all kinds of tools, from spoons to tunnel drills that I managed to take to the hole while my wife was in shopping. It was only in 2009 that I managed to go to the other side, in the women's toilet and storage room - said Patsy.
For the past five years, Patsy went to the pub every night at 11:00 pm and returned in one hour after midnight. His wife did not even think what her husband was doing and where he was going when she fell asleep.
- To be honest, I'm glad to be caught. My wife always felt that I smelled of alcohol, and I answered that it was my natural scent. It was just a matter of time when someone would catch me. The owner of the pub always wondered how I always came from nowhere, and how I got out of the women's toilet - said Patsy.
The tunnel was discovered after a sewage problem emerged caused by a crack by Patsy accidentally struck while digging a hole.
Typical Irish lol always involves drink .
ReplyDeleteJust a man wanting relieve from a snoring wife. Just think if she had been receptive some evenings would it have ever happened. Nothing worse than a fridges snoring wife!
DeleteWas it drink at the pub that he was hitting on while his fridged wife was snoring or some pussy he was banging in ladies toilet..... Think about it!! Then the trouble is worth the effort :-)
Delete@A.G - you are either young or stupid...
DeleteNothings better than beer in a pub!
What an inspiration!!!
Delete"Frigid" guys, much colder than fridges.
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She should have gotten treated for her sleep apnea!
ReplyDeleteIt didn't say apnea. She snored. Not the same thing.
DeleteSleep apnea is usually caused by snoring, so i think people often see the two as connected
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DeleteTry digging a hole to North Korea, 800 meters would of been easy. Just your average Joe Blow in all reality. But if his looking for a job I might have the perfect job for him.
ReplyDeleteVery Funny. IMA NUKE YOU NOW WHILE I EAT ASIAN FRIED DUCK
DeleteDo i have any job sir?
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DeleteDonald sweetie you still on for tonight. Don't tell fat so(little rocket man) the I'm having an affair.
DeleteVery Funny. IMA NUKE YOU WITH ASIAN FRIED DUCK WITH A HINT OF MY PUSSY JUICE!
ReplyDeleteYou'll do nottin
DeleteBeing part Irish with a snoring wife I can totally relate!
ReplyDeleteKnowing the potential and using it in a right way is what Donald Trump is!!!! Great ����
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DeleteWe are being fooled by that moron that he is fixing up the country...but he is ditching the country....wait and see when his term gets over....he might run away from the country with huge debts..
DeleteActually if she was snoring so loudly for so long chances are she had sleep apnea. There is always a reason for someone to snore a simple test could have helped find this out. Speaking from experience
ReplyDeleteAnd so what if she does. She sleeps .She wakes up. What's the problem? You have to always be diagbosed with something .there's nothing wrong living life with no problems. Some people secretly like to be diagnosed with something because it does alot of heavy lifting for their shit personality.
DeleteA Green Beret in the making.
ReplyDeletepictures or it didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteBullshit and fabricated nonsense
ReplyDeleteYes.where he was throwing the clay?15 years she never cleaned underneath the bed
DeleteOk a irishman named patsy came out the women's bog only got cort as he hit a crack ��������������
ReplyDeleteCatch. Caught. Civil Court. A Bab's Cot. ... But no 'cort' mate!
DeleteCarl Cort
DeleteIf she's snoring that loudly, he could have just walked out the door
ReplyDeleteGuys be fare, I have a direct line to the little rocket man. I'm gonna cook him up like rat on a stick
ReplyDeleteWhere did he shovel all those muck?
ReplyDeleteWhat a complete load of nonsense, anyone who believes this should be sterilized
ReplyDeleteEntertaining
ReplyDeleteNonsense.
If the same tactics is used for good things?
ReplyDeletePrison break reloaded..:D
ReplyDeleteThe bank job!!
Deletehttps://tyronetribulations.com/2014/09/25/omaghs-shawshank-husband-dug-tunnel-from-bedroom-to-pub-over-15-years/
ReplyDeleteYow
ReplyDeleteDoes he dig a secret tunnel for 15 years,just for us to have a chat here?
ReplyDeleteWhy not just use the front door while his wife was snoring away.would have been a whole lot easier ��������
ReplyDeleteBut getting to the beer lot could be anightmere as a snoring wife
DeleteI can't imagine the commando style along th whisk bottles hanging like grunade
DeleteWhere did he put all the dirt that came from digging
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable
ReplyDeleteIf she was snoring �� why can’t he go through the main door .?!. why dig a tunnel and so much hardship
ReplyDeleteWasting all the valuable time
ReplyDeleteBullshit.Starting point of the tunnel is OK.How the hell did he locate the end point & come out without anyone noticing.
ReplyDeleteHe's the one who built the pub and the house, e new exactly where the toilet is
DeleteStupidity
ReplyDeleteEvery excuse is good for a pint :-)
ReplyDeleteOne more webpage which could have been used as an asswipe if it was on real paper.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting story.
ReplyDeleteStory is not true; originated on 'satirical' site.
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I make a hole and put her in it job Don freedom what a life some men have bad lives with women des days fucking men today are like kids oder the mothers rules and orhers form dare wife's wife sa jump da sa how high f****** hypocrites
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck was that? Half of those words don't even exist. Read a book, for fuck's sake.
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ReplyDeleteHahaha. This is a legend
ReplyDeleteThis must be a scam.
ReplyDeleteDoes it mean that the pub was for slay queens only?
ReplyDeletehe must have arrived home much sober than he left, crawling all the way
ReplyDeleteAin't bedrooms on the second floor?it wouldve been a tunnel to the kitchen lmao,idiot story.
ReplyDeletenot all houses have two floors...
DeleteAll houses have multiple floors otherwise they are bungalows twat
DeleteIt sound like a movie can't believe
ReplyDeleteNice Story-Just a story though utter bull really
ReplyDeleteDo you need someone to teach you how to write in English? This reads like it was written by a toddler. A Thai toddler.
ReplyDeletelol. nice though , but bad. but for me, I will set him free.
ReplyDeleteWhy not just go out the front door after she goes to sleep?
ReplyDeleteExactly if she snores that bad n loud she won't even know that you used the main door.... Come on...wat an excuse... Wise verse wat if man snores and wat shall the woman do
ReplyDeleteHello
ReplyDeleteIf he didn't busted. He will dig tunnel to mexico for weed. A tunnel to Las Vegas for girls. Tunnel to Switzerland for cheese...
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable
ReplyDeleteAfter drinking when he will fall sick. At that time when he meets healthy person, he will have to face regret. Why I drank so much. It is always better to have goal as god. One will never face any regret in life.
ReplyDeleteA leaking Tap or a blocked pipe can really turn frustrating if it happens when you are least expecting it and to top it all the situation worsens if you can't even find someone to fix the issue. Maison neuve à Candiac
ReplyDelete15yrs...nonstop nonsense.unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteIt seems today, that all you see,
ReplyDeletePatsy's unconventional solution to his snoring wife and love for "The Shawshank Redemption" ended in disaster. His tunnel led to a sewage mishap, but it highlights a crucial point—proper maintenance and repair are vital. Flood repair companies can prevent such problems with their expertise, ensuring your home remains safe and secure from hidden issues.
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