American SEX laws!

The fact that in the U.S., indeed, you can expect everything, is confirmed every day and in every field, and that also include sex. Does that prove that democracy is really functional for them, or out of sheer boredom, Americans have the funniest set of laws regarding sex, which often regulate sexual act in detail. Well, let's see sexual democracy in action .. from state to state.


In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.


In Bozeman is illegal to have sex with the opposite sex on the front lawn after sunset and if both parties of the sex act are naked. By some logic, that is, you can have sex on a lawn with someone of the same sex in the middle of the day, but only if you're wearing socks!?


It's illegal for any slime bucket to hook up with a live fish.  Don't worry disinterested wives, a cold fish is still A-OK!

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.


An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer!


Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In Cincinnati, is prohibited anal sex.


No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is not considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.


The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

New Mexico:

In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.


It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.


In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

For American democracy has no legal gaps. While they the rest of the world at will, in the United States can only if it complies with the Constitution!


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