He knew his wife is cheating. So, he throw her a birthday party!
When you find out that your wife is cheating, it is often difficult to stay calm and not to have a nervous breakdown, but this guy mustered enough willpower to get out from all the top revenge!
Although this story for some time circling the vastness of the Internet, still does not know who wrote it, nor is it true, but many deceived souls, and those who are yet to be, helped to find comfort in one of the worst situations in which each pair can be found. We're not going to hypothesise, moralize or philosophize, but we bring you complete story of the little man and the big, sweet revenge!
"So, I had a feeling she was cheating because she gave me enough reason to. She was always laughing and smiling when she wrote the message, and when I asked what it was, she would say that it's only her mother. Constantly had to stay late at work. When I called, her colleagues would say that she left a few hours ago. When I asked her what was going on, she would just laughed and said it was a joke that everyone in the office are doing.
The straw that broke the glass and when I knew for sure that something is wrong is when she "went to get milk" at 11:30 at night and returned home at 2 in the morning. If there are any words of wisdom that I have learned over the years of experience, which can be transferred to others, is that if you think your partner's cheating, hire a private detective. They're good at what they do and will gather enough evidence for divorce.
Fast forward a few months on her birthday. I know what you mean, why am I waiting for months to confront it, and is it really needed to be on her birthday? The answer to the first question is that I wanted more evidence that I can give to my lawyer, as well as the time to find a new apartment, and the like. The answer to the second question is - of course that was supposed to be on her birthday. Once I asked her what she wanted for her birthday this year, she insisted that I go out of town with my friends because she has to work anyway and does not want anyone to remind her that she is getting older.
I knew something wrong, and once I found a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in the closet, something in me snapped. So I did what any reasonable man would have done. I went with to a friend pretending to go out of town. From there I called her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I told them how I want to surprise her, so we can all sneak into our bedroom with confetti and a big birthday cake with candles. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?! Well, indeed it was!
We all gathered in front of our building at 8:30 in the morning. We piled into the elevator (eight of us); her mother carrying cake, and I remind them all that we have to be very silent. I put the key in the lock and open the door, all sneak in and go to the bedroom.
I threw open the door and everyone shout: Surprise!
But the surprise was ours, because there was my wife, completely naked, with her lover who scared staring at us. Mom dropped the cake on the floor, screaming sister, the father yells. I pretend that I was shocked while her friends are trying to push everything out of the room at the same time shouting at her. My wife, that is, ex-wife is crying and yelling at me "how could you" while her lover desperately trying to put on his pants and run away. I have to say that this was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given?"
The only problem with this story is that we all like to know the end, or what happened after. Are all then sat in the same room looking at each other strangely? Is the husband left the apartment with a "cool" sentence? These questions need answers, if someone knows or just want to add a grain of imagination in this, write in the comments...
Although this story for some time circling the vastness of the Internet, still does not know who wrote it, nor is it true, but many deceived souls, and those who are yet to be, helped to find comfort in one of the worst situations in which each pair can be found. We're not going to hypothesise, moralize or philosophize, but we bring you complete story of the little man and the big, sweet revenge!
"So, I had a feeling she was cheating because she gave me enough reason to. She was always laughing and smiling when she wrote the message, and when I asked what it was, she would say that it's only her mother. Constantly had to stay late at work. When I called, her colleagues would say that she left a few hours ago. When I asked her what was going on, she would just laughed and said it was a joke that everyone in the office are doing.
The straw that broke the glass and when I knew for sure that something is wrong is when she "went to get milk" at 11:30 at night and returned home at 2 in the morning. If there are any words of wisdom that I have learned over the years of experience, which can be transferred to others, is that if you think your partner's cheating, hire a private detective. They're good at what they do and will gather enough evidence for divorce.
Fast forward a few months on her birthday. I know what you mean, why am I waiting for months to confront it, and is it really needed to be on her birthday? The answer to the first question is that I wanted more evidence that I can give to my lawyer, as well as the time to find a new apartment, and the like. The answer to the second question is - of course that was supposed to be on her birthday. Once I asked her what she wanted for her birthday this year, she insisted that I go out of town with my friends because she has to work anyway and does not want anyone to remind her that she is getting older.
I knew something wrong, and once I found a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in the closet, something in me snapped. So I did what any reasonable man would have done. I went with to a friend pretending to go out of town. From there I called her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I told them how I want to surprise her, so we can all sneak into our bedroom with confetti and a big birthday cake with candles. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?! Well, indeed it was!
We all gathered in front of our building at 8:30 in the morning. We piled into the elevator (eight of us); her mother carrying cake, and I remind them all that we have to be very silent. I put the key in the lock and open the door, all sneak in and go to the bedroom.
I threw open the door and everyone shout: Surprise!
But the surprise was ours, because there was my wife, completely naked, with her lover who scared staring at us. Mom dropped the cake on the floor, screaming sister, the father yells. I pretend that I was shocked while her friends are trying to push everything out of the room at the same time shouting at her. My wife, that is, ex-wife is crying and yelling at me "how could you" while her lover desperately trying to put on his pants and run away. I have to say that this was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given?"
The only problem with this story is that we all like to know the end, or what happened after. Are all then sat in the same room looking at each other strangely? Is the husband left the apartment with a "cool" sentence? These questions need answers, if someone knows or just want to add a grain of imagination in this, write in the comments...
You Lucky Dogg !! Life gets better now !! I'm going to smoke a cigar in your Honor !!!
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